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{"slip": { "id": 182, "advice": "Most things look better when you put them in a circle."}}
{"slip": { "id": 167, "advice": "No one knows anyone else in the way you do."}}
{"slip": { "id": 43, "advice": "Try to pay at least one person a compliment every day."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 176, "advice": "Good things come to those who wait."}}
{"slip": { "id": 207, "advice": "Always seek out advice or opinions when making a decision."}}