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{"slip": { "id": 224, "advice": "Don't drink bleach."}}
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{"fact":"The longest living cat on record according to the Guinness Book belongs to the late Creme Puff of Austin, Texas who lived to the ripe old age of 38 years and 3 days!","length":165}
{"slip": { "id": 81, "advice": "Age is of no importance, unless you are a cheese."}}
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