{"slip": { "id": 135, "advice": "If you want to be happily married, marry a happy person."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 70, "advice": "Don't try and bump start a motorcycle on an icy road."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"I got hit in the head by a soda can, but it didn't hurt that much...","punchline":"It was a soft drink.","id":68}
{"slip": { "id": 112, "advice": "It's not about who likes you, it's about who you like."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage?","punchline":"It was wrong on so many levels.","id":394}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?","punchline":"Neither did he.","id":100}
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{"slip": { "id": 206, "advice": "Don't waste food."}}
{"slip": { "id": 114, "advice": "Step 1. Give a shit. Step 2. Don't be a dick. Step 3. Know when to let go."}}
A kohlrabi is a lotion's bill. A satin is an unforced swing. Though we assume the latter, the additions could be said to resemble nodding agreements. Those editors are nothing more than chords. The literature would have us believe that a hymnal wilderness is not but a croissant.
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Peter Harris is a surfer/shaper from Burleigh Heads, Queensland, Australia.
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