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{"type":"general","setup":"What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?","punchline":"Make me one with everything.","id":186}

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{"fact":"A cat's normal pulse is 140-240 beats per minute, with an average of 195.","length":73}

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{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a cow with no legs?","punchline":"Ground beef!","id":56}

{"type":"general","setup":"What does a clock do when it's hungry?","punchline":"It goes back four seconds!","id":234}

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