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{"slip": { "id": 126, "advice": "Taking photos with tablet devices looks weird."}}

{"slip": { "id": 1, "advice": "Remember that spiders are more afraid of you, than you are of them."}}

{"fact":"The chlorine in fresh tap water irritates sensitive parts of the cat's nose. Let tap water sit for 24 hours before giving it to a cat.","length":134}

{"slip": { "id": 46, "advice": "Try going commando to an important meeting, NB: don't wear a skirt."}}

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{"fact":"Cats make about 100 different sounds. Dogs make only about 10.","length":62}

{"slip": { "id": 2, "advice": "Smile and the world smiles with you. Frown and you're on your own."}}

{"fact":"Purring does not always indicate that a cat is happy and healthy - some cats will purr loudly when they are terrified or in pain.","length":129}

{"slip": { "id": 3, "advice": "Don't eat non-snow-coloured snow."}}

{"slip": { "id": 39, "advice": "Never run a marathon in Crocs."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 76, "advice": "You will always regret the round of J\u00c3\u00a4germeister."}}

{"fact":"Mohammed loved cats and reportedly his favorite cat, Muezza, was a tabby. Legend says that tabby cats have an \u201cM\u201d for Mohammed on top of their heads because Mohammad would often rest his hand on the cat\u2019s head.","length":210}

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