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André Krul is a Dutch professional footballer who plays as a goalkeeper for AJEL de Rufisque. Besides the Netherlands, he has played in Colombia, Puerto Rico, Belgium, Japan, Australia, Germany, Gibraltar and Senegal, making him the second football player, after Lutz Pfannenstiel to have played on six different continents.
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